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Boston’s Longevity Clinics Sell Gossip Packages
By Syed John
Biohackers now pay extra to hear anonymized lab drama with their bloodwork.
A concierge clinic in Boston offers "longevity gossip" add-ons. For an extra fee, your health report comes with anonymized stories about cutting-edge trials, celebrity biomarker freak-outs, and which supplements tanked in testing. It's science meets tabloids.
Clients swear the gossip keeps them disciplined. Hearing that a tech billionaire's telomeres shrank after abusing melatonin apparently motivates better sleep hygiene. Ethically dubious? Maybe. Profitable? Absolutely.
We always knew biohacking had cult vibes. Now it has TMZ energy. At least the rumors come with lab citations.